Thursday 27 August 2009
Wurzel News
The campaign to rename Bristol Airport after 'Somerset's answer to Jimmy Dean' - Adge Cutler - seems to me a capital idea (I wonder if Brit's behind it?). It certainly beats John Lennon and Robin Hood (a son of Sheffield? really?). How about naming Manchester Morrissey International (heaven knows you're miserable now)? Or Newcastle Eric Burdon Airport (you've got to get out of this place)? Ect, ect, as N. Molesworth would say...
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Oh I'm 110 - no, 120 - per cent behind this one.
ReplyDeleteThe airport is actually in a place called Lulsgate Bottom, which would also be a fine name, but the trend is of course for local celebs, so that gives us:
Derren Brown Airport
Banksy International
Terminals Wallace (arrivals) and Gromit (departures)
Most other things in Bristol are named after IK Brunel or Cary Grant. Both dull dull dull, though Archibald Leach International has a certain ring.
Ha! Wonderful news. I love Adge. The Wurzels were never the same after his tragic death. They became, for want of a better word, 'twee' and caricatures. The early Wurzels had an edge, which I never expected to find.
ReplyDeleteThey had an Adge, Dick.
ReplyDeleteHow about "Madge Cutler International Airport" as a nod towards gender equality in a very real sense?
ReplyDeleteI think they should have a big sign at the airport that says
ReplyDelete'Welcome to Bristol, the home of slavery!'
I would have thought such terrible puns beneath you, Nige.
ReplyDeleteI've got it...
ReplyDeleteThe Justin Lee Collins Transatlantic Aerodrome.