tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2526736757651414061.post2068226819826452978..comments2024-03-25T15:07:41.959+00:00Comments on Nigeness: Where Would Jesus Shop?Nigehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13314891387515045404noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2526736757651414061.post-32433197555756789812009-09-28T17:32:01.490+01:002009-09-28T17:32:01.490+01:00...and no-one suggested the charity shops; I'm......and no-one suggested the charity shops; I'm amazed. He could choose from six in our town (but he'd have to magic up the food.)mac-a-matichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04599018655023920475noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2526736757651414061.post-36998888562479280202009-09-24T14:54:57.676+01:002009-09-24T14:54:57.676+01:00I think Jesus would be more of a seller than a buy...I think Jesus would be more of a seller than a buyer. He'd run a bread and fish shop with a sign in the window: 'Cod shortage ? What cod shortage?'John Halliwellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12901514854360709519noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2526736757651414061.post-82672044078991250912009-09-24T14:24:44.664+01:002009-09-24T14:24:44.664+01:00Why would he shop with all those personal shoppers...Why would he shop with all those personal shoppers in his retinue? Mom & Mary M., all those apostles -- they'd have brought him clothes (or made them), food, etc. <br /><br />He hated money; remember what he did to those people selling their stuff in the temple? <br /><br />C'mon! Think Biblical, folks.Susan B.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2526736757651414061.post-73076897471660459192009-09-22T21:50:48.850+01:002009-09-22T21:50:48.850+01:00Block & Tackle (for lifting people who have ne...Block & Tackle (for lifting people who have never walked before) = Machinery Mart.<br /><br />Beard trimmer = Boots.<br /><br />Robe = Gap (where else?)<br /><br />Sandals = Camper direct<br /><br />Thorny crown = Homebase garden section.<br /><br />Nails x 4 = Screwfix direct.<br /><br />Four by two's for cross = Buildercentre.<br /><br />Seven last words EBook reader = Sonycentre.<br /><br />Last supper provinder = Marksies food dept.<br /><br />Shroud = Halfords (just a modified Golf rear seat cover)<br /><br />Resurrection Shuffle = Amazon MP3 downloads<br /><br />Sony MP3 player = Saturn, the one in Koln's Media Park.<br /><br />Charger for above = John Lewis.<br /><br />Stairway to heaven = Stannah lifts.maltyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02936465848907794425noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2526736757651414061.post-78498107337324014922009-09-22T19:56:57.420+01:002009-09-22T19:56:57.420+01:00Shades of Dr Spacely-Trellis here who was much con...Shades of Dr Spacely-Trellis here who was much concerned with sex education. I feel sure he would have urged Jesus to make a point of stopping in Ann Summers for a knick-knack or two - milk and honey flavours, of course - before proceeding to Lidl with his "partner".Markhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06074816573442173758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2526736757651414061.post-65475487844949787672009-09-22T19:38:44.126+01:002009-09-22T19:38:44.126+01:00Shop? Why does no one ever ask where Jesus would ...Shop? Why does no one ever ask where Jesus would have <i>sold</i>? My leftist colleagues suspect a local non-profit cooperative specializing in wine, bread and home remedies, although my more conservative friends point out that a sole proprietorship would have meant more alms to distribute.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2526736757651414061.post-21929548577656693842009-09-22T18:22:16.180+01:002009-09-22T18:22:16.180+01:00I heard it on good authority that sons of god go t...I heard it on good authority that sons of god go to Icelandwormhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02802335627720182532noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2526736757651414061.post-78598345437350439612009-09-22T18:02:04.567+01:002009-09-22T18:02:04.567+01:00And of course Borders would be a no-no, so many of...And of course Borders would be a no-no, so many of Dawkins books on 3 for £15 at the moment.maltyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02936465848907794425noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2526736757651414061.post-81691085831891436092009-09-22T17:54:32.598+01:002009-09-22T17:54:32.598+01:00He wouldn't have allowed himself M & S'...He wouldn't have allowed himself M & S's wonderful 99p pork pie or its decent BLT. But if he was tall, he might have enjoyed the utter superiority of the Aldi trolleys, and their good value smoked salmon might have done nicely for the bread and fishes stunt.deariemenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2526736757651414061.post-43890895763300604152009-09-22T16:41:06.046+01:002009-09-22T16:41:06.046+01:00He wouldn't shop at Aldi. Not unless he was af...He wouldn't shop at Aldi. Not unless he was after cheap cider and had something tattooed on his neck/forehead.Uncle Dick Madeleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01124053234469634414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2526736757651414061.post-689904347225230632009-09-22T15:58:13.344+01:002009-09-22T15:58:13.344+01:00Considering he was a geography teacher style beard...Considering he was a geography teacher style beardy-wierdy and about as holier-than-thou as they come, I'd reckon he spent his time wishing they'd open an organic wholefood store store in Gallilee. <br /><br />He also made sure that everyone knew his donkey was a first-generation Toyota Piouswormhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02802335627720182532noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2526736757651414061.post-25649497555418617262009-09-22T15:56:23.255+01:002009-09-22T15:56:23.255+01:00This comment has been removed by the author.wormhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02802335627720182532noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2526736757651414061.post-1909919771626840882009-09-22T15:33:21.789+01:002009-09-22T15:33:21.789+01:00Don't imagine Oddbins would have seen too much...Don't imagine Oddbins would have seen too much of him!Davidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08345328927758195205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2526736757651414061.post-69408418843265838592009-09-22T15:24:22.486+01:002009-09-22T15:24:22.486+01:00Or..."bought it in TKMaxx, forty two quid&quo...Or..."bought it in TKMaxx, forty two quid"maltyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02936465848907794425noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2526736757651414061.post-31281245309645227742009-09-22T15:18:12.962+01:002009-09-22T15:18:12.962+01:00Fascinating, his seven last words were in fact...&...Fascinating, his seven last words were in fact..."Seventy five shekels, you must be joking"maltyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02936465848907794425noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2526736757651414061.post-18684883942435565412009-09-22T15:15:03.724+01:002009-09-22T15:15:03.724+01:00I'm pretty sure that Jesus goes to Marks for h...I'm pretty sure that Jesus goes to Marks for his bits, but does his main shop at Asda.Brithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00390560583798960760noreply@blogger.com