Saturday, 6 November 2010

The Perfect Razor?

Regular readers will know that I am a man forever in quest of the Perfect Razor. I have succumbed to the siren call of the space-age Azor, and returned, a sadder and a wiser man, to the five-bladed certitudes of the trusty Gillette
Fusion, but still, as I mowed away with the Fusion or from time to time switched to the lightweight Mach 3 (original version), I sensed that my life was lacking something, that I had still not found the object of my quest. Then, one day recently, happening to be in immediate need of a razor, I scanned the limited choice in a small branch of Boots and, with little thought (this was but a stopgap razor), selected a Wilkinson Sword Protector 3 (that's not me in the picture, by the way). I was immediately impressed by the weight and hand-friendly curvaceousness of the body - this was a razor with a bit of heft, something to get the hand round, and that's good to find. The blades - a mere three, but that really is enough - are nicely mounted on a floating head that rides the face's contours smoothly, and deliver a good close shave. What more could a man ask? And the beauty of it is that you can buy blades for the Protector 3 without having to take out a second mortgage - in fact, by the inflated standards of razor prices, they're cheap as chips.
Regulars will also know that I am an enemy of stubble. A man may grow a beard, if he feels he really must, or he may shave - no stubble, thank you, and no inbetween phantom beards a la Mark Thompson or Charles Clarke. However, it happened that this morning I unavoidably found myself with a two-day growth of stubble marring my features. Would the Protector 3 be up to the challenge? Gentlemen, it was - it made short work of it, without a nick or cut, and my face was soon restored to its customary smoothness. I was impressed. I do believe I have at last found it, the razor of my dreams.

25 comments:

  1. Which means, undoubtedly, that they will cease production. Or "improve" it so that it is unrecognizable.

    I remember my mom telling me that she knew she was old because all her favorite brands were disappearing. And now the same thing is happening to me.

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  2. Could you report back in a few weeks, Nige. I'm still stinging (literally, and occasionally bleeding too) from your glowing endorsement of the Azor.

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  3. I know Brit - what was I thinking of? The Azor was never to be trusted - I think I knew that in my heart of hearts - but the Protector 3 has that sturdy retroprogressive reliability that you know will never let you down. But I'll be watching it closely...
    I know just what you (and your mom) mean, Madfolly. I understand the problem is very marked in women's makeup, where the best stuff is always being summarily withdrawn for no good reason. Fingers crossed the Protector 3 survives...

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  4. It would probably be of more interest to Susan over at Dabbler, but if it is heft you seek Nige, I must mention the gift one of my daughters bestowed a few years ago - a Muhle, with an ebonised wooden shaft and taking double-edged Derbys. It may have come from Trumpers, or one of those other up-market emporia in Mayfair, catering for the super rich. The blurb was something like 'a friend for life' which, I have to admit, had real luddite appeal.

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  5. Wow - a friend indeed - sounds like a whole nother league of razor, that, Mahlerman...

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  6. Five comments on this topic?

    Well, you know your audience!:)

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  7. As a sporter of stubble I feel suitably chastened!

    It's my wife's fault as she prefers me to have a mangy proto-beard. The benefit is that I just use electric clippers to shave with, and only once a week. Very glad I can avoid the world of shaving rash, cuts and expensive blades

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  8. But does your long-suffering wife not have a rash from contact with all that stubble, Worm?

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  9. oddly enough no! I think its because its a little bit longer so it goes a bit softer. Or maybe she's just an extra tough teuton that feels no pain

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