Wednesday, 4 March 2015

Fairy Doors

I feel I should alert my readers to the alarming situation developing in a Somerset woodland, where elfin construction has got out of hand. 'Fairy control is required,' says A Spokesman, 'otherwise we'd be covered in fairy doors... We're trying to keep people to the paths, but the fairy doors are making it a free for all.' No fairies were available for comment, alas.

1 comment:

  1. I'm surprised nobody's raised the elfin safety issues...