Monday, 26 April 2021

Aubergine Mystery

 Here's a mystery. Suddenly all the aubergines have disappeared from the supermarket shelves, leaving not even an aubergine-allocated space behind. I tried four shops today and not a single eggplant to be found. 
I know there was a bit of a panic earlier in the year when a mighty snowstorm, Storm Filomena, hit the polytunnels of Spain (must be that global warming) and supplies of unseasonal veg were disrupted. But I have  heard of no such event since then, nor of any aubergine blight or crop failure. 
What is going on? Is this, I wonder, the price we pay for Brexit? If I'd only known it was going to come to this, I would of course never have voted for it. It's clearly time to get behind the exciting 'rejoin the EU' movement and reclaim our rightful aubergines. 

4 comments:

  1. According to the crop report on freshdirect.co.uk there are no shortages. Certainly, there are plenty here in East Dorset if you fancy a day out.

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  2. Thanks Karen, good to know. I wonder what's going on... Anyway, in the event, I found a tray of fine glossy aubergines at my local Turkish food store. I've never been so glad to see an aubergine.

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  3. Plenty up here in Mercia!

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