Yesterday I noticed a poster for Young's beer (a brew to which, as a south Londoner, I have a strong sentimental attachment). Here's what it said:
'If beer drank, it would drink Young's.'
Hmmm bit of an epistemological poser in there somewhere, I suspect... But if it means anything, I suppose it means that Young's is, as it were, the beers' beer. Beer itself would choose Young's as its preferred tipple. Can this be extended to other areas? If wine drank... no, the field's too big. If whisky drank... no, I don't think so. If biscuits ate biscuits... If cars drove cars... If blogs read blogs...?