Wednesday, 28 April 2010

D'Oh!

Watching Gordon Broon, scary rictus in place, out and about gladhanding 'ordinary British people' was always like watching one of those many episodes of The Simpsons in which a robot is featured - you just know that sooner or later it's going to malfunction and mayhem will ensue. And now it's happened. No doubt by the time tomorrow's papers come out, Broon's dirt diggers will have established that the unfortunate woman is a Nazi gauleiter and stalwart of the Ku Klux Klan, with a sideline in ripping the heads off puppies. So that's all right then.

6 comments:

  1. The sort of incident the word 'emblematic' could have been invented for.

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  2. I maintain that if he keeps on grinning like he's been doing for the last couple of weeks, his ears will give out before election day.

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  3. That silly old bat, Gillian Wosname - we'd all been warned by Stephen Hawking not to talk to aliens, but when she spots one she goes rushing up to have a word. Daft I call it.

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  4. I love that description of Broon Nige, it's so spot on! Apparently the lady's 'you're jooooohkin!' response when she found out what Broon had said about her is being sampled all over US radio.

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  5. Old Harold Wilson used to smile when he needed your vote, his face however never seemed to understand the message it was sent, our reaction was to immediately check our wallets, ditto the Scotsman from hell.

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