Friday, 18 November 2011

Non-hydrating Water

After long study, the finest minds of Europe have decreed that water is quite powerless against dehydration. It is only a matter of time before they declare that breathing is of no proven benefit to health. Or that the Euro has been a resounding success - no, hang on, they've already declared that one...

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  1. Quite mad, but this is what happens when you surrender your national sovereignty. Those wise enough to retain theirs remain free to make proper science-based decisions on the dietary needs of their citizens.

    One of the up-sides of an EU collapse will be that Westminster will be free again to declare the British sausage a blood-thinning health food.

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  2. That's a very sound ruling Peter - esp as tomato sauce/paste is very much more nutritious than the raw tomato (fact). I've always thought pizzas got an undeservedly bad press - though I suppose it depends on the pizza, whether you've deep-fried it, etc...

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