Thursday, 30 January 2020

A Pritchett Curiosity


The city centre of Wellington, as I’ve noted before, is blessed with three very good second-hand bookshops, all within a few minutes’ walking distance of each other, and each rewarding in its own way. At the smallest of them, The Ferret Bookshop on Cuba Street, I found the other day a novel by V.S. Pritchett that I didn’t even know existed…
  Dead Man Leading was published in 1937, politely received, and then, it seems, forgotten, until it was reissued as a Twentieth Century Classic by Oxford in 1984, with a perceptive Introduction by Paul Theroux. That’s the edition I found on the Ferret’s shelves. Dead Man Leading tells the story of an expedition heading deep into the Brazilian jungle in search of the missionary father of the explorer-hero Harry Johnson, an intense, solitary man driven by strange compulsions. His father has been missing for 17 years, so the expedition is clearly a forlorn hope, but Harry, who has a great deal of what might be called charisma, has persuaded the experienced Charles Wright to be its leader, and Gilbert Phillips, a journalist, is also of the party. Each of these three men is linked to one woman, Charles’s step-daughter Lucy, with whom Gilbert has had a short, fairly straightforward romance, and Harry – a man brought up to hate women – a far from straightforward one, from which the expedition is a form of flight.
  What unfolds is at once an adventure story, full of dramatic incident and reversals, a tale of survival (and the opposite), and a study in the psychology of exploration – in Harry’s case at least, the morbid (and specifically male) psychology of exploration. Although Pritchett had never set foot in Brazil at the time he wrote this novel, his evocation of the jungle – of the sapping heat and teeming life, the sounds, sights and smells – is entirely convincing (though he slips up once, when an orang-utan makes a brief appearance). Years later, Pritchett visited Brazil and was glad to discover that he’d got the atmosphere of the endless jungle right in his novel of 1937.
  Dead Man Leading is a very atypical Pritchett work – if I’d read it without knowing who was the author, I don’t think I’d have guessed it right – and it could have been rather heavy going (at least for one not much given to reading adventure stories) if it had stayed narrowly focused on the three Englishmen and their mad expedition. Fortunately, however, along the way a character crops up who is more in Pritchett’s regular line – the unabashed scoundrel Calcott, a Londoner in unhappy exile, who carries a very English chip on his shoulder about class and ‘university men’, and who fights the boredom of his life with séances stage-managed by his urbane Portuguese friend, Silva. The energy generated by the scenes featuring these two suggests another novel – or at least a short story – struggling to break out of Pritchett’s tale of adventure, but it’s one that never got written. Instead we have Dead Man Leading, a novel that is of course well written, of course readable, of course full of nice touches – this is Pritchett after all – but ultimately more of a curiosity than a must-read.



Tuesday, 28 January 2020

Nicholas Parsons

He reached the grand age of 96 in extraordinarily good shape, and working very nearly to the end, but the death of Nicholas Parsons still comes as sad news. We certainly shall not see his like again – urbane, gentlemanly, infallibly well mannered, endlessly versatile, equally adept as comic and straight man, a true gentleman in a business where they are few and far between (despite so many more in the biz now being public school and university products). Though he was a professional through and through, and nobody's fool, Parsons' death marks the end of a gentler, more innocent era – and Just a Minute, if it survives, will never be the same again.
He was, of course, a frequent presence on this blog, not least as the first in an occasional series of Cravat Heroes, and more than once as Birthday Boy, most recently on his 95th birthday.
RIP.

Sunday, 26 January 2020

Book News

Much to my relief, the latest printing of The Mother of Beauty is at last available, on Amazon or (come February) direct from me.

Saturday, 25 January 2020

Schubert in Wellington

Posed enticingly on a street plan of Wellington city centre, this wine cork bearing the name of my favourite composer (after Bach) is something I pocketed last night as a souvenir of a wonderful father-and-daughter evening out. We dined at a restaurant/ wine bar called Noble Rot, off Cuba Street, and it was one of the best meals I've had in Wellington, or anywhere – perfectly balanced, well-thought-out dishes, full of harmonising flavours, and a mighty impressive wine list, including, among pages of reds, a Schubert Selection Pinot Noir from Martinborough.
It had to be the Schubert – and it turned out to be a good choice: gloriously fragrant, light but full of flavour, a joy to drink. We raised many a glass, to each other, to present happiness, to the future... As I said, a wonderful evening. I look forward to the next one.

Friday, 24 January 2020

Good Cheer and Gusto: SpongeBob SquarePants

I'm happy to report that the grandsons' taste in animations remains solidly retro, the current favourite being Popeye, of which long-running classic they prefer the early episodes (as far back as the 1930s) to later incarnations. There is, however, one more recent animation that they both love, and that is SpongeBob SquarePants.
  I was glad to learn this, as it's something I heard good reports of when it began, back in the days when I was too busy to watch anything much beyond what I was getting paid to watch. Now, on the far side of the world, I was glad to get the opportunity to catch up and enjoy it alongside the grandsons. The early episodes, it seems to me, are every bit as good as everyone said they were, though later ones are usually disappointing (fans say the show 'jumped the shark' some time after its first three series).
  SpongeBob SquarePants is wonderfully old-fashioned, being a proper animation, not computer-generated and not Disney slick, and it celebrates good cheer and gusto, perseverance and kindness. But it is also gloriously weird. Seeing it properly for the first time, I had to wonder how on earth it got commissioned: it is, after all, an animation about a cheerful kitchen-sponge-shaped, er, sponge who dresses like a prewar French schoolboy, but works, with tremendous enthusiasm, flipping Krabby Patties at the Krusty Krab eaterie, an establishment run by Mr Krabs, a money-grubbing crab who seems to think he's in charge of a pirate ship. And SpongeBob's best pals are a vain and embittered squid, Squidward, who wants nothing to do with the endlessly bouncy Spongebob; and a cheerful starfish, Patrick (pictured), who shares SpongeBob's zest for life but is, alas, fantastically stupid. And there's Mr Krabs' teenage daughter, who is (mysteriously) a sperm whale, and Sandy, a squirrel from Texas, and the unscrupulous one-eyed copepod, Plankton, who runs the Chum Bucket, a rival establishment to the Krusty Krab... And all this takes place on the ocean floor, in a community called Bikini Bottom.
  So how on earth, I wondered, was this crazy scenario pitched? Surely it can't have been easy? Actually, I discovered from Wikipedia, the pitch went very smoothly, helped by show creator Steve Hillenburg's Hawaiian shirt and a terrarium mock-up of the characters. The Nickelodeon execs leapt at it, and the rest is history.
  I also discovered from Wikipedia that Hillenburg, when he created SpongeBob, was not some drug-crazed maverick but an experienced animator (Rocko's Modern Life) – and a marine biologist. Indeed SpongeBob SquarePants had its origins in an unpublished educational comic book created by Hillenburg, The Intertidal Zone. And, what's more, in 2011 a newly described fungus was named Spongiforma squarepantsii in honour of SpongeBob. Yes, this animation has scientific credentials, though I wouldn't altogether recommend it as an introduction to marine biology. But it is – or was in its prime – very funny, brilliantly imagined and wonderfully cheering. What more could you ask?



Tuesday, 21 January 2020

'And every time I like him when we meet'

One Maori word I have managed to memorise – I could hardly fail to – is Tui, the name of the bird whose loud and distinctive call forms a major element in the soundscape of the Wellington suburbs. 'Tui' is onomatopoeic, an approximation of one of the amazing range of sounds that make up the Tuis' incessant discourse – whistles, croaks, squawks, gobbles and grunts, mechanical-seeming noises.
Here is a Tui in full flow –

When several of these birds are conversing, it sounds like a raucous, ribald commentary on the passing scene.
  From our daughter's house, up in the hills above the city centre, there is a wide and spectacular view, and across this vista Tuis are constantly flying to and fro. Heavy-bodied birds, they flap their wings laboriously (and surprisingly loudly) to achieve lift and remain airborne, but manage to fly, dipping and rising, for some distance at a good steady speed before landing amid the Pahutakowas to resume their vocalising. They are as numerous as crows are back in England, but more colourful, with their blue backs and that odd tuft of feathers at the throat. They certainly have the same rascally air and braggart ways. They are indeed very much in charge and I'm sure would see off any corvine competition. I've grown to like Tuis very much, and now feel about them very much as Kay Ryan does about crows in her Felix Crow –

'Then each lives out
his unenlightened
span, adding his
bit of blight
to the collected
history of pushing out
the sweeter species;
briefly swaggering the
swagger of his
aggravating ancestors
down my street.
And every time
I like him
when we meet.'

Saturday, 18 January 2020

Maori Matters

Out here in Aotearoa – or New Zealand, as we diehard colonialists still call it – Maori matters and Maori culture are never far from the public arena. Nor is the Maori language, which is afforded equal status with English on virtually all civic signage, despite being spoken by barely three percent of the population. I have no problem with that – it seems a natural extension of the Kiwis' extraordinarily well developed niceness – but I do have a problem retaining any Maori words in my memory. I'm constantly trying to memorise words for birds, trees, flowers, etc, only for them to slip almost instantly from my mind. It might help if the Maori language availed itself of more consonants; most of the time it uses only about a third of those available – t, k, r, n, p, h... – and compensates with a lavish use of vowels, making almost every word polysyllabic (compare 'Aotearoa' with 'New Zealand'). Or so it seems to me.
  Long-time readers might recall that on my first visit to the Land of the Long White Cloud, I courted instant deportation with a less than awestruck account of the Maori artefacts in the Te Papa museum. Now I learn that Te Papa's prize exhibit – the famous Rongowhaakata meeting house, the oldest of its kind – is to be returned to its original community, to serve (it is hoped) as a centre for traditional arts and crafts and ecotourism. This will probably take a very long time and involve a great deal of negotiation, but this kind of repatriation is happening everywhere, even in deepest Surrey, where the carved structural elements of a Maori meeting house in the grounds of Clandon Park are to be sent home to Aotearoa (I do believe I've memorised that one now, though it will probably be gone by tomorrow) in exchange for modern carvings in the same tradition.
  Clandon Park is owned by the National Trust, but the meeting house was acquired back in 1892, when the Earl of Onslow, the outgoing Governor General, took it home with him and set it up in his grounds. The house only dated back to 1880, and it had survived being buried in volcanic ash in 1886. It makes an incongruous sight in the grounds of Clandon Park, but apparently is much appreciated by Maori visitors and cultural groups.
 Meanwhile, back in Wellington, the generic red and green 'men' on pedestrian crossings in part of the city have been replaced by outlines of a Maori in a haka pose (red for Stop) and another apparently throwing a spear (green for Go).