Friday 19 December 2008

Global Warming Update

As Britain experiences the coldest early winter weather in 30 years, the stoats are clearly trying to tell us something... I am often asked, How do you tell the difference between a stoat and a weasel? It's easy really - A weasel is weasely recognised, But a stoat is stoatally different. Got that?

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  1. I have wondered about that myself, the stoat/weasel conundrum. Last night I had a very scary dream about ferocious hedgehogs -- they were aquatic, in a stream I was swimming in with other people, and they were trying to bite us. What does it mean?

    And good question about Malty. Where is our mountain climber?

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  2. Scary indeed Susan - hard to imagine an aquatic hegehog...
    The facts of the stoat/weasel matter are that a stoat's slightly larger and has a black tip to its tail - I'm not sure you get stoats in America do you?

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  3. YOU OTTER BE ASHAMED

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