A Lesson From The Mollusc World

As its my 143rd post (hey well done Nige - champagne!), I thought I would devote it to this haunting parable from the oysterbeds of France. This is terrible news for us oyster lovers. But why has it happened? It seems the young oysters, as young oysters will, spent too much of their energy developing their sexual organs. And look where it got them. A lesson for us all there. Gentlemen, don't open that spam...