Michael Grade has nothing to say this morning, busy looking for one point five billion, notice how today's losses are mostly in billions? funny that, just a few zero's more, nice balance sheet anyone?
Yep everybody seemed to be saying nothing on the radio this morning, with the possible exception of Julie Burchill. There's a lot of it around. Maybe it's the time of year, and the weather...
1.) Dr Brown has nothing with which to treat himself 2.) There is nothing more to be done 3.) There is nothing ambiguous about the policy of Brown 4.) Brown is deprived of nothing but words 5.) The passage of two weeks holidays has done nothing to increase his eloquence 6.) A silence which nothing can justify 7.) There is nothing to tell.
Wonderful, Nige. I was sitting here finding it difficult to write anything and then I see how you do it. I guess this means I will have to now find something to say about having nothing to say.
You nearly match Dylan Thomas when it comes to saying nothing eloquently, Nige, especially when Thomas speaks to the stunning language of telling silence in "A Refusal To Mourn The Death, By Fire, Of A Child In London":
Never until the mankind making Bird beast and flower Fathering and all humbling darkness Tells with silence the last light breaking And the still hour Is come of the sea tumbling in harness
And I must enter again the round Zion of the water bead And the synagogue of the ear of corn Shall I let pray the shadow of a sound Or sow my salt seed In the least valley of sackcloth to mourn
The majesty and burning of the child's death. I shall not murder The mankind of her going with a grave truth Nor blaspheme down the stations of the breath With any further Elegy of innocence and youth.
Deep with the first dead lies London's daughter, Robed in the long friends, The grains beyond age, the dark veins of her mother, Secret by the unmourning water Of the riding Thames. After the first death, there is no other.
Nige, who, like Mr Kenneth Horne, prefers to remain anonymous, was also a founder blogger of The Dabbler and a co-blogger on the Bryan Appleyard Thought Experiments blog. He is the sole blogger on this one, and his principal aim is to share various of life's pleasures. These tend to relate to books, art, poems, butterflies, birds, churches, music, walking, weather, drink, etc, with occasional references to the passing scene. His book, The Mother of Beauty: On the Golden Age of English Church Monuments, and Other Matters of Life and Death, is available on Amazon or direct from the author.
Your best yet, Nige! Keep it up...
ReplyDeleteOne upmanship, I have absolutely nothing to say.
ReplyDeleteWe are entering a new world of zen blogging, Malty...
ReplyDeleteMichael Grade has nothing to say this morning, busy looking for one point five billion, notice how today's losses are mostly in billions? funny that, just a few zero's more, nice balance sheet anyone?
ReplyDeleteZen and the art of losing billions Nige.
ReplyDeleteYep everybody seemed to be saying nothing on the radio this morning, with the possible exception of Julie Burchill. There's a lot of it around. Maybe it's the time of year, and the weather...
ReplyDeleteGordon Brown's got nothing to say.
ReplyDelete:-P + ;-) = :-S
ReplyDelete“Gordon Brown's got nothing to say.
ReplyDeleteThat can mean nothing - or everything:
1.) Dr Brown has nothing with which to treat himself
2.) There is nothing more to be done
3.) There is nothing ambiguous about the policy of Brown
4.) Brown is deprived of nothing but words
5.) The passage of two weeks holidays has done nothing to increase his eloquence
6.) A silence which nothing can justify
7.) There is nothing to tell.
NOTHING TO BE DONE, DONT BLAME YOUR UNDERWEAR FOR THE FAULTS OF YOUR ASSHOLE.
ReplyDeleteQuasimodo was a quiet sort of a chap, lost the art of conversation. He had a good hunch though.
ReplyDeleteWonderful, Nige. I was sitting here finding it difficult to write anything and then I see how you do it. I guess this means I will have to now find something to say about having nothing to say.
ReplyDeleteIt's clearly the way to go, Dick - haven't had so many comments in ages...
ReplyDeleteWrite down your thoughts on Tennyson and not a peep, not a nibble...
ReplyDeleteMussolini never had much to say, after he started hanging around garages.
ReplyDelete.
ReplyDelete"Nothing will come of nothing".
ReplyDeleteWell we can throw that one on the scrapheap then.
"Nothing from nothing leaves nothing; you gotta have something, if you wanna be with me."
ReplyDeletewho sang that? I can remember the song but not the singer
Billy Preston?
ReplyDeleteBillie Holiday
ReplyDeleteOr the Eagles
ReplyDeleteBilly Preston's debut album was called The Most Exciting Organ Ever. He also had one called The Wildest Organ In Town.
ReplyDeleteI just remember the barnet, borrowed from the Coldstream guards
ReplyDeleteNihil obstat
ReplyDeleteYou nearly match Dylan Thomas when it comes to saying nothing eloquently, Nige, especially when Thomas speaks to the stunning language of telling silence in "A Refusal To Mourn The Death, By Fire, Of A Child In London":
ReplyDeleteNever until the mankind making
Bird beast and flower
Fathering and all humbling darkness
Tells with silence the last light breaking
And the still hour
Is come of the sea tumbling in harness
And I must enter again the round
Zion of the water bead
And the synagogue of the ear of corn
Shall I let pray the shadow of a sound
Or sow my salt seed
In the least valley of sackcloth to mourn
The majesty and burning of the child's death.
I shall not murder
The mankind of her going with a grave truth
Nor blaspheme down the stations of the
breath
With any further
Elegy of innocence and youth.
Deep with the first dead lies London's
daughter,
Robed in the long friends,
The grains beyond age, the dark veins of her
mother,
Secret by the unmourning water
Of the riding Thames.
After the first death, there is no other.
^i^