Wednesday, 2 September 2026

A Feral Ferret, etc.

Well, it's high time I posted something, but I have little of consequence to impart. With the departure of the Canadian branch of the family, and the absence of the Lichfield branch on holiday in Spain, things have fallen strangely quiet, though the latter contingent return today. I spent last weekend over the border in Derbyshire with my cousin, doing very little but enjoying it, and yesterday I took myself off to Tamworth to walk from there to the village of Hopwas and back. This proved largely unrewarding, but on the return leg, walking beside the river Tame (or rather a flood relief channel thereof), I was accompanied some of the way by a small flock of linnets, I heard (according to my birdsong app) the call (not the song) of a willow warbler, I saw a single small copper basking, and, best of all, a feral black sable ferret ran across the path in front of me. Earlier, in Tamworth, I dropped in to St Editha's church, not for the first time. A guide greeted me, and even recognised me: he told me he remembered talking with me about 'the blue flower'. The blue flower? Do you mean the novel, I asked? No, the blue flower you're wearing – at which I realised I was wearing a rather lovely blue enamel forget-me-not pin badge, in support of the Alzheimer's Society, and all became clear. (I can recommend the badge, and it only costs £3, in a good cause). When I arrived back home, I discovered that my blue flower was missing, lost in transit. An exciting life I'm leading, is it not? I hope to be back soon with something of more substance.  
  Meanwhile, here is my latest in the Literary Review (with some minor differences from the printed version) –


Church Crawling: The Secret Lives and Hidden Stories of England’s Churches
By Rachel Morley (Bodley Head 374pp £22)

 In the past few years, there has been quite a spate of books about our English churches: Peter Ross’s Steeple Chasing, Luke Sherlock’s Forgotten Churches and Andrew Ziminski’s Church Going have all made an impact and sold well. And now, along comes Rachel Morley’s Church Crawling, a highly individual and illuminating exploration of our parish churches and the many stories they have to tell us.
 Morley is certainly well qualified to write it, being a building conservator and church ‘rescuer’, who is the director of Friends of Friendless Churches, an organisation that has done great work in repairing and reopening some of the country’s most neglected churches. She cares deeply about our precious legacy of twelve thousand-plus parish churches, almost every one of which contains something of interest, and most of which have a great deal more to offer in terms of beauty, heritage, architecture and history. Morley is alive to all of this, from the tiny detail to the big picture, and her book is not only learned and wide-ranging but eloquent and heartfelt.
 The term ‘church crawling’ was coined by John Betjeman in 1948 to describe his days out visiting churches, poring over them and trying to capture their essence. Surprisingly, Church Crawling begins not with a typical English parish church, but with the Sandham Memorial Chapel in Hampshire, a small ‘Holy Box’ painted by Stanley Spencer with vivid scenes of military life on the Macedonian front in the First World War, scenes that commemorate, as parish churches do, ‘people that the rest of history has forgotten – the onlookers, the people in the sidelines of the stories, the people just living their lives. The people most of us are.’
  Fittingly, Morley’s book is as much about people as about buildings. As she says, our parish churches ‘thrum with the drama of life’. Church Crawling is not a linear history, but it does begin at the beginning, when early English Christianity, ‘its roots in pagan soil’, began the long process of ‘making nowhere into somewhere’ by establishing churches and parishes. Morley neatly tells the story of the Danish and Norman conquests in six churches, including St Olave’s, Chichester, about which ‘it’s unanimously agreed that the Victorians gave it a godawful going over’ (she has a bracing turn of phrase). 
  She goes on to celebrate the extraordinary variety of rock types that lie under England’s soil, from granite to chalk by way of all the limestones and sandstones – all of which have been used to build churches, making them ‘at one with the landscape’ of their particular place. Morley is very good on materials and makers, pointing out that often ‘some of the greatest art and craft this country has to offer is waiting in the local church’ – and, unlike a museum, a church offers free interaction, sensory fulfilment and true connection. 
  She writes about the Christian calendar of feasts, fasts and saints’ days – and that Victorian invention, the Harvest Festival, when ‘House of God becomes House of Gourd’. Beyond the circle of the years, medieval churches told the whole story of the world, from Creation to Apocalypse, with a heavy emphasis on the Last Judgment and its attendant horrors, often painted in gory detail over the west door. In a chapter neatly titled ‘Concertinaed Centuries’, Morley explores how a church can embody a vast tract of time, as in Knowlton, Dorset, where the now ruined church was actually built within a pagan henge. She also identifies ‘wormholes’ in time, details in a church that are short cuts to the past, as with the name of an imprisoned Civil War Leveller carved into the lead font of Burford church in Oxfordshire, or the sixteenth-century village armoury that survives in a room over the church porch at Mendelsham in Suffolk. Churches are, as she says, ‘places soaked with human experience’.
  One of the most vivid chapters describes the terrible devastation wrought by the iconoclastic vandalism of the Reformation and the Civil War, which ‘sought the entire erasure of social and cultural memory’, down to the last trace of the old religion, so rich in imagery, colour and spectacle. Here Morley tells the heartening story of one man who would have none of it – Robert Shirley of Staunton Harold in Leicestershire, who built a new Gothic church at the height of the destructive madness, and adorned its west tower with a defiant motto. Other remarkable people whose stories she tells include England’s first woman parish clerk (in 1818) and the ‘Icarus of the North’, Robert Cadman, who died attempting a daredevil flight from the top of the spire of St Mary’s, Shrewsbury.
  Writing of church monuments, Morley draws the salutary lesson that ‘we, the living, are just the ligature between our dead and our descendants, the soft tissue between the past and the future’ – which is indeed the lesson to be drawn from everything in our ancient parish churches. She ends this wonderful, wonder-filled book with a passage that expresses how churches are so much more than the sum of their parts, offering to the receptive ‘something beyond words … Something that comes from a building that has witnessed all human emotion, that condenses the essence of human society and human life, and receives you, a fleeting moment in its long existence. And offers a rare glimpse of the soul of England – and ourselves.’

Friday, 28 August 2026

Wet Wet Wet

 I don't like to boast, but yesterday Lichfield, according to the Met Office, was the wettest place in the country, with 52.8mm of rain – that's two inches in the old money – falling in a four-hour period in the morning. I can't say I'm surprised: the weather was spectacular, with fierce vertical rain, lurid sheet lightning, earth-shaking thunder, and the lower-lying parts of Beacon Park under water. And that morning onslaught wasn't the end of it – back it came in the evening, as dramatic as before, clocking up (according to a local weather station) another 41mm. So that's the best part of four inches in 24 hours, and the drought of the past two months is well and truly over, putting an end to reckless talk of 'another 1976', and greening up the wilting vegetation. The garden is looking wonderfully refreshed, and the birds will be glad to have worms and snails on the menu again. 

Thursday, 27 August 2026

Also

I've just realised that today is the 450th anniversary of the death of the greatest of all Venetian painters, if not of all painters – Tiziano Vecello, aka Titian. 

Forester

 Born on this day in 1899 (in Cairo, under the name Cecil Smith) was C.S. Forester, a novelist of a kind that was common enough in his day but now much rarer – a fine storyteller, a prolific, versatile and more than competent writer, producing entertaining high-quality fiction with wide appeal. His Hornblower novels prefigured Patrick O'Brian's Aubrey-Maturin series, and two of his works, The African Queen and The Good Shepherd, were successfully filmed. Like Raymond Chandler and P.G. Wodehouse, he was educated as Dulwich College, and, like them, spent much time in the United States (where Forester worked during the war for the British Ministry of Information). He achieved sufficient fame to appear on an episode of You Bet Your Life, hosted by Groucho Marx, in 1956, and during the war he met the young Roald Dahl and encouraged him to take up writing (we'll forgive him for that). 
  The Hornblower novels proved so popular that he ended up writing ten of them, between 1937 and 1962. I dipped into them (and others of Forester's works) as a boy. My father was a big fan, and my brother still is. Indeed, he was inspired by the Hornblower novel Flying Colours to make a rowing expedition on the river Loire – and to write a book about it: here's the link.

Tuesday, 25 August 2026

'A later artist, Tintoretto, also did his paintings here...'

Recently Johnson's ballad parody, 'I put my hat upon my head', turned up on this blog, apropos Marianne Moore's tin ear for meter. Browsing last night in a recent charity-shop purchase, The New Oxford Book of Light Verse – edited by Kingsley Amis – I came across it again, sandwiched between two other Johnson parodies. I particularly like the last one...

Epigram

If a man who turnips cries
Cry not when his father dies,
Is it not a proof he'd rather
Have a turnip than his father?

(from Burlesque of Lines by Lope de Vega)

Ballad

I put my hat upon my head
And walked into the Strand,
And there I met another man
Whose hat was in his hand.

(from Parodies of 'The Hermit of Warkworth')

Idyll

Hermit hoar, in solemn cell,
Wearing out life's evening grey,
Strike thy bosom, Sage, and tell
What is bliss, and which the way.

Thus I spoke, and speaking sighed,
Scarce repressed the starting tear,
When the hoary sage replied,
'Come, my lad, and drink some beer.'

(from Parody of Thomas Warton)
Thomas Warton, who became poet laureate in the year after Johnson's death, was best known for an early work, The Pleasures of Melancholy

From the same anthology, I also enjoyed this one, in which John Betjeman applies the plodding Hiawatha meter to La Serenissima...

Longfellow's Visit to Venice
(To be read in a quiet New England accent)

Near the celebrated Lido where the breeze is fresh and free
Stands the ancient port of Venice called the City of the Sea

All its streets are made of water, all its homes are brick and stone
Yet it has a picturesqueness which is justly all its own

Here for centuries have artists come to see the vistas quaint
Here Bellini set his easel, herе he taught his School to paint

Here thе youthful Giorgione gazed upon the domes and towers
And interpreted his era in a way which pleases ours

A later artist, Tintoretto, also did his paintings here
Massive works which generations have continued to revere

Still to-day come modern artists to portray the buildings fair
And their pictures may be purchased on San Marco's famous Square

When the bell notes from the belfries and the campaniles chime
Still to-day we find Venetians elegantly killing time

In their gilded old palazzos, while the music in our ears
Is the distant band at Florians mixed with songs of gondoliers

Thus the New World meets the Old World and the sentiments expressed
Are melodiously mingled in my warm New England breast.





Monday, 24 August 2026

Inspector of Poultry and Rabbits

At least three literary birthdays today – Max Beerbohm (born 1872, a birthday I've marked more than once on this blog), Jean Rhys (born 1890, on the Caribbean island of Dominica) and Jorge Luis Borges, mentioned here the other day as a literary librarian. His library career took an interesting turn in 1946, when the dictator Perón got him dismissed from his post as a municipal librarian in Buenos Aires and 'reassigned' as an inspector of poultry and rabbits at public markets. This calculated insult was a punishment for his and his family's vocal opposition to Peronism, and Borges did not endure it for long. After Perón was ousted, Borges was appointed director of the National Library, a post he held until he resigned in disgust when Perón returned from exile in 1973.  

Saturday, 22 August 2026

Busy

 Busy times, with much family activity, but I did manage to get away for a day's walking in the Cotswolds with my brother and friends, in the course of which I revisited the monument to the Bray children in Great Barrington church  – 'one of the finest in England,' in Mrs Esdaile's estimation (it features in this book, pp175-7). Unfortunately the long, difficult journey back from deepest Gloucestershire left me too exhausted yesterday to post my usual after-walk report. 
  Also contributing to the busyness is a small pile of books on death, ageing and longevity that I'm reading for review. Talking of ageing, here's Kay Ryan – 

As some people age they kinden.
The apertures of their eyes widen.
I do not think they weaken;
I think something weak strengthens
until they are more and more it,
like letting in heaven.
But other people are mussels or clams, frightened.
Steam or knife blades mean open.
They hear heaven, they think boiled or broken.