Wednesday, 3 December 2014

Inflation

No sooner do I announce my intention to retire than dear old Bob Mugabe, genial President of Zimbabwe (i.e. leader of the toughest gang), begins to think that, at the age of 90, it might be time to step down. Not to give the other fellows a chance in free and fair elections, of course, but to hand over the reins to his fragrant wife Grace, 40 years his junior, who seems only too willing to take over.  In the course of a BBC news report on this matter last night, a spokesman for the ZANU PF Youth League was invited to give his view of the succession. The ZANU PF Youth League, he assured the interviewer, is 'one hundred and twenty per cent' behind Grace Mugabe.
 This is the first time I have heard this expression, and I have an awful feeling it won't be the last. Before long to be a mere 110 per cent behind something, or to be a giving a mere 110 per cent of effort, will be seen as lukewarm and halfhearted. Where will it all end?

6 comments:

  1. I trust that Ms. Mugabe realizes that her 120% support is predicated on the understanding she will be 200% accountable.

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  2. You obviously don't watch a lot of post-match interviews with footballers, Nige.

    'Giving it a thousand per cent' is the norm, and even 'a million per cent' isn't unheard of.

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