Thanks to an enterprising US publicist, my butterfly book has turned up on the Psychology Today website, with me apparently talking about it to a suitably qualified interviewer. In fact, the whole interview was conducted à la Nabokov, i.e. in writing (mercifully). Here's the link...
https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/animal-emotions/202505/butterflies-their-fascinating-lives-and-how-to-protect-them
Characters:
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Mrs. Galbraith – Matriarch of the household, direct and controlling.
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Miriam – Her adult daughter, dutiful but quietly resentful.
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Algernon – The younger son, sarcastic and detached.
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Cook (Mrs. Simms) – Housekeeper with opinions of her own.
Scene: The dining room, late morning. Mrs. Galbraith is seated with letters. Miriam stands by the window. Algernon enters, late for breakfast.
Mrs. Galbraith:
You have missed the haddock, Algernon. It was not unworthy of attention, though Cook informs me it now verges on extravagance.
Algernon:
Then I am relieved to have missed it. I cannot eat what has become a symbol.
Miriam:
I thought it was simply haddock.
Mrs. Galbraith:
Miriam, do not be obtuse. A price rising beyond what it was must suggest a new function. Food ceases to nourish and begins to signify.
Algernon:
In this case, it signifies inflation and Cook’s disapproval.
Mrs. Simms (entering quietly):
It signifies, Madam, that fish costs three shillings more than it did last week, and that the fishmonger looks at me as if I had done it myself.
Mrs. Galbraith:
Perhaps you have, Mrs. Simms. The household seems to affect the economy more than I thought.
Miriam:
We must eat something, Mother.
Mrs. Galbraith:
We must indeed. Though apparently not fish, if we are to avoid economic blame.
Algernon:
I shall go without. It will be my contribution to fiscal stability.
Mrs. Simms:
If Master Algernon eats nothing, it will be the first time the kitchen has saved money by his abstinence.
Algernon:
Mrs. Simms, I see you have turned against me. Perhaps it is the sardines.
Mrs. Simms:
They too have gone up, Sir.
Mrs. Galbraith:
Then it is settled. We shall eat root vegetables and declare ourselves patriots. Miriam, make a note that we are no longer to be part of the fish economy.
Miriam:
Yes, Mother. Shall I also inform the fishmonger that he has lost our trust?
Mrs. Galbraith:
He may take that as implied. If he notices the absence of Mrs. Simms, he will know we are not unaware of his machinations.
Algernon:
It is a bold stance. I admire our commitment to justice in matters piscatorial.
Mrs. Galbraith:
We must be bold, Algernon. What else have we to be?
Hmm. A shame this is so weak – especially as the price of fish was just the kind of subject Ivy was liable to raise in the course of conversation...