Tuesday 23 November 2010

A Call to Arms

Enough frivolity - it's time to get serious and get behind the gay griffons of Munster (in a non-sexual way of course). These blameless birds, exercising their basic griffon right to express their sexual identity with a bit of hearty man love and nest-building, are to be forcibly separated by the heterosexist authorities. Naturally the gay community, in solidarity with its feathered brethren, is up in arms about this monstrous infringement of griffon rights. And no wonder - when it comes to gay birds, Germany has form - remember the gay penguins of Bremen, brutally torn asunder in the name of heterosex. First they came for the penguins and we did nothing. Then they came for the griffons...
I'm thinking of starting an e-petition... Or, on reflection, perhaps not.


  1. I still haven't got over the sacking of the griffon from Midland Bank, before they started calling it HSBC

  2. I was a Griffon (Griffin? what's the difference?) Saver, Worm. Got a pencil case and a pocket dictionary, I think.

    The Gay Griffons of Munster... good name for a band, that.

  3. The chap is completely right, and there's no skepticism.