Saturday 8 June 2019

Tomorrow's Headlines Today

Here's an exclusive preview of the Sunday papers...

'My Drugs Hell' by Jacob Rees-Mogg

'Crystal Meth was Serious Mistake' admits Philip Hammond

'I Deeply Regret Shooting Up in the House' says Iain Duncan Smith

'My Glue Sniffing Days Are Over' pledges James Brokenshire

'I Once Took a Puff of a Cigarette' admits Theresa May

1 comment:

  1. 'I Promise That In the Future I Will Apply Hair Spray Externally Rather Than Huffing It', by Boris Johnson?