Hail Again, Zog!

 Today being the birthday of King Zog of Albania (born 1895), and your humble servant being embroiled yet again in house move-related busyness, I take the liberty of reprinting a piece I posted on this day in 2009 –

'Today is the birthday of the self-proclaimed King Zog of Albania (born 1895), a glamorous, high-living figure who reigned as constitutional monarch from 1928 to 1939, replaced Islamic law with a Swiss-style civil code, survived more than 50 assassination attempts – in one of which he exchanged fire with his would-be assassins – invented the Zogist salute (right hand flat over the heart, palm facing downwards), was deposed by Mussolini, and ended his days as a Riviera recluse.
The throne of Albania seems for a while to have exerted a strange fascination. The cricketer – or rather, in John Arlott's phrase, 'the most variously gifted Englishman of any age' – C.B. Fry claimed he was offered it while on League of Nations business in Geneva in 1920. He might well have been – but one Otto Witte, a German circus acrobat and fantasist, claimed to have gone one better and been crowned King of Albania in 1913. Noting his resemblance to a nephew of the Sultan who had been invited by some Albanian Muslims to assume the throne, Witte travelled to Albania with a sword-swallower friend, and was duly acclaimed as King by local troops. In the five days before his ruse was discovered, he enjoyed the delights of the harem and took the opportunity to declare war on Montenegro. Unsurprisingly, no evidence was ever found to support Witte's story –but the Berlin police allowed him to describe himself as 'former King of Albania' on his identity card. I wouldn't be surprised if Albania's national hero, Norman Wisdom*, regales his captive audience at the twilight home where he now resides with tales of how he too was offered the throne of Albania.'

* Now no longer with us. Wisdom's films were the only Western movies the dictator Enver Hoxha allowed to be shown in Albania. This was perhaps to kill off any desire in the population to defect to the West.