Wednesday 6 August 2008

On Having Nothing To Say

25 comments:

  1. Your best yet, Nige! Keep it up...

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  2. One upmanship, I have absolutely nothing to say.

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  3. We are entering a new world of zen blogging, Malty...

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  4. Michael Grade has nothing to say this morning, busy looking for one point five billion, notice how today's losses are mostly in billions? funny that, just a few zero's more, nice balance sheet anyone?

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  5. Zen and the art of losing billions Nige.

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  6. Yep everybody seemed to be saying nothing on the radio this morning, with the possible exception of Julie Burchill. There's a lot of it around. Maybe it's the time of year, and the weather...

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  7. Gordon Brown's got nothing to say.

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  8. Gordon Brown's got nothing to say.

    That can mean nothing - or everything:

    1.) Dr Brown has nothing with which to treat himself
    2.) There is nothing more to be done
    3.) There is nothing ambiguous about the policy of Brown
    4.) Brown is deprived of nothing but words
    5.) The passage of two weeks holidays has done nothing to increase his eloquence
    6.) A silence which nothing can justify
    7.) There is nothing to tell.

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  9. NOTHING TO BE DONE, DONT BLAME YOUR UNDERWEAR FOR THE FAULTS OF YOUR ASSHOLE.

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  10. Quasimodo was a quiet sort of a chap, lost the art of conversation. He had a good hunch though.

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  11. Wonderful, Nige. I was sitting here finding it difficult to write anything and then I see how you do it. I guess this means I will have to now find something to say about having nothing to say.

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  12. It's clearly the way to go, Dick - haven't had so many comments in ages...

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  13. Write down your thoughts on Tennyson and not a peep, not a nibble...

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  14. Mussolini never had much to say, after he started hanging around garages.

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  15. "Nothing will come of nothing".

    Well we can throw that one on the scrapheap then.

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  16. "Nothing from nothing leaves nothing; you gotta have something, if you wanna be with me."

    who sang that? I can remember the song but not the singer

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  17. Billy Preston's debut album was called The Most Exciting Organ Ever. He also had one called The Wildest Organ In Town.

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  18. I just remember the barnet, borrowed from the Coldstream guards

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  19. You nearly match Dylan Thomas when it comes to saying nothing eloquently, Nige, especially when Thomas speaks to the stunning language of telling silence in "A Refusal To Mourn The Death, By Fire, Of A Child In London":

    Never until the mankind making
    Bird beast and flower
    Fathering and all humbling darkness
    Tells with silence the last light breaking
    And the still hour
    Is come of the sea tumbling in harness

    And I must enter again the round
    Zion of the water bead
    And the synagogue of the ear of corn
    Shall I let pray the shadow of a sound
    Or sow my salt seed
    In the least valley of sackcloth to mourn

    The majesty and burning of the child's death.
    I shall not murder
    The mankind of her going with a grave truth
    Nor blaspheme down the stations of the
      breath
    With any further
    Elegy of innocence and youth.

    Deep with the first dead lies London's
      daughter,
    Robed in the long friends,
    The grains beyond age, the dark veins of her
      mother,
    Secret by the unmourning water
    Of the riding Thames.
    After the first death, there is no other.


    ^i^

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