Thursday 18 December 2008

Anybody Got a Good Title for This One?

I pass on this somewhat perplexing story (from London Metro) simply to beat The News Quiz to it:

'A festive display at a train station has aroused emotion - because it resembles a row of penises. Fabric candles were placed in windows at Settle station, but the 19th-century frames separated the flame, leaving only a phallic-shaped stump. The candle design had been simplified from last year to attract more members, said the North Yorkshire pensioner group that made them.'

One for Charlotte Green, I think...


  1. 'How do I love thee - let me count the ways'

  2. Santa too saucy for Settle: pensioners turn signals red over Yuletide display.

    Maybe this one would be better combined with your last post, so that we could have, "Santa Claus and the Mystery of the Priapic Parmigiano", a Time Team Special introduced by Charlotte Green.

  3. A Christmas Cock-Up: Pensioner group shocks commuters with members' display.

  4. Attract more MEMBERS?

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